Buffy the Blonde Goes to Texas

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde), Confided to  her co-workers she had three goals .

1. She wanted to taste some real Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bonafide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon  returning, the girls were curious as to how she  fared.

‘Let me tell  you, they have a tree out there called a Mesquite and when they  slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it’s ooooh so  good. The taste is  unbelievable!’

‘And I went to  a real rodeo. Talk about athletes… Those guys wrestle full grown  bulls! They ride horses at a full  gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and  throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!’

They then asked,
‘Well tell us,  did you have sex with a real cowboy?’

‘Are you  kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back  pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!’