Are You A Texan?
Then You Need to Visit the God-Bless-Texas Web Site
http://www.god-bless-texas.ning.com
This is a site set up for Texans to network with each other. While more details can be found by clicking on the Notes tab, and the the About link — in a nutshell the benefits of this site are:
- Allows for members to tell other members about their favorite events. Rodeos, concerts, car shows, motorcycle rallies, drag races, fairs, or any other event taking place in Texas.
- Allows for members to each have a blog — to document their thoughts. These blogs can be Public for all, private for friends only, or a mixture of both.
- Allows members to upload excellent Texas images — see the New Member’s Guide for more details
- Allows members to upload interesting Videos
- Allows members to have their own customized My Page
- Discussion Forums
Please join (its free and without strings), invite other Texans to participate, and become part of one of the greatest social groups in the world — Texans.
Buffy the Blonde Goes to Texas
Buffy the Blonde Goes to Texas
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde), Confided to her co-workers she had three goals .
1. She wanted to taste some real Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bonafide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
‘Let me tell you, they have a tree out there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it’s ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!’
‘And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes… Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!’
They then asked,
‘Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?’
‘Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!’
