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		<title>Ways to Annoy Damn Yankees</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Refer to EVERY soft drink as a Coke 2. When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell them Delta is ready when they are. 3. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/ways-to-annoy-damn-yankees/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>New York City Math Exam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NAME:____________________ GANG NAME:______________________ 1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/new-york-city-math-exam/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be a Damn Yankee if</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; You think barbecue is a verb meaning &#8220;to cook outside.&#8221; You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! You don&#8217;t have any problems pronouncing &#8220;Worcestershire sauce&#8221; correctly. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. You don&#8217;t know what &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/you-might-be-a-damn-yankee-if/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Yankee Ingenuity</title>
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		<title>Spring Break in Cancun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three Western New York college girls go down to Mexico for spring break, spend the entire time drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/spring-break-in-cancun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Diary of a Texan Who Moved to Depew</title>
		<description><![CDATA[December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/diary-of-a-texan-who-moved-to-depew/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/diary-of-a-texan-who-moved-to-depew/</link>
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		<title>Buffalo News Reporter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog&#8217;s collar and twists, breaking the &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/buffalo-news-reporter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>THE COUNTY JOB</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to the Rath Building to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, &#8220;Have you been in the service?&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he says. &#8220;I was in Viet Nam for three years.&#8221; The interviewer says, &#8220;That will give you &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/the-county-job/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A guy from Buffalo dies and is sent to Hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy from Buffalo dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2011/09/a-guy-from-buffalo-dies-and-is-sent-to-hell/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Four guys go fishing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room &#8230; <a href="http://www.oldhippie.com/damnyankees/2010/06/four-guys-go-fishing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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