Dec 12 2008
Survivor Buffalo Style
Survivor Buffalo Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor show, Buffalo is planning to do its own version, titled Survivor, Buffalo Style.
The contestants will start at the airport and must plot a route through every councilmanic district in Buffalo, including North Buffalo, South Buffalo, the East Side, the West Side, Black Rock/Riverside, the Delaware district, and downtown.
Each will drive a pink, foreign-made 2-door coupe with Miami plates and will have the following bumper stickers affixed to their vehicles:
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“Amherst: We got UB. Get over it.”
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“The Anchor Bar Sucks”
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“O.J. Was Guilty”
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“What is the Virgin Mary doing under that bathtub?”
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“Twin Span Now”
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“I [heart] the Control Board”
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“Masiello in 2005″
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“Fifty percent of downtown for parking is not enough”
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“Go Bills, and take the Sabres with you”
The first one to make it back to the airport alive wins.
