The Torontonian looks at him and says, “What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!” The Houstonite says, “In Texas, there’s plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.”

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Torontonian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.

The guy from Buffalo can’t believe this and says, “What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!” The Torontonian says, “In Canada, there’s plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap.”

So a while later the Buffalonian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian. The Texan, shocked, says, “Why did you do that?”

The Buffalonian says, “Well, in Buffalo, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a nickel.”