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		<title>Four guys go fishing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four guys go fishing

After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.&#8217;
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=49</link>
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		<title>SPRING BREAK IN MEXICO</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three Buffalo college students go down to Mexico for spring break, spend the entire time drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did all week.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=47</link>
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		<title>Yankee Chili Cook-off Judge&#8217;s Report</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently Frank was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, mainly because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and Frank happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. He was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told him that he could have free beer during the tasting, so Frank accepted.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=44</link>
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		<title>Western New York Barbie Dolls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Clarence Barbie: This princess Barbie is sold only at the Galleria Mall. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Courvoisier and a cookie cutter $1,000,000.00 McMansion. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold separately]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=42</link>
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		<title>Survivor Buffalo Style</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The contestants will start at the airport and must plot a route through every councilmanic district in Buffalo, including North Buffalo, South Buffalo, the East Side, the West Side, Black Rock/Riverside, the Delaware district, and downtown.
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		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=39</link>
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		<title>Kaisertown Eye Exam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This kid from Kaisertown turns 16 and goes to to the NY State Department of Motor Vehicles apply for a permit. He is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=36</link>
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		<title>Advice for Yankees Moving to Texas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rules Damn Yankees Should Know of When They Move to Texas]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=33</link>
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		<title>3 Guys on Horseback</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy from Houston, a guy from Toronto, and a guy from Buffalo are out riding horses.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=31</link>
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		<title>Chicago Style Politics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Senate Seat for Sale]]></description>
		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=29</link>
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		<title>Texan Moves To Buffalo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Excerpts Taken From the Diary of a Texan Who Moved to Western New York
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		<link>http://www.conservativeoldhippie.com/damnyankees/?p=25</link>
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